Hey, Kids! “Find Out When You Should Die” …
Our Aussie friends seem to have a … different … approach to learnin’ the little nippers about the nasty Global Warming they are directly responsible for.
The “Planet Slayer” web site with “Prof. Schpinkee’s Greenhouse Calculator“, where the young `uns can [enter] and figure out … when they should die, of course. (It’s part of their TV and radio station, ABC, web site).
How big a greenhouse pig are you? Compare YOUR CO2 production to the average Aussie greenhouse pig (I AM quoting from the ‘childrens’ site, mind you) and then you click on the red picture of a
Because a fucking furry little picture of
just wasn’t gonna do the trick.
How do you get around?
I checked the first choice … “Heavy Car User” … clicked on the skull and crossbones and my pig blew-up like an eager jihadi on a smack overdose in a crowded Israeli pizza shop … Not shitting you … blood splattered with curly tail lying in the middle of the puddle. Then it tells the poor kid he/she should die at what age … Upon answering each question in the extreme I never got far above the age of 8 yrs. old.
Kids are encouraged to “Try to answer the questions differently and see how that effects the little piggies” strapped with what I presume are CO2 IEDs …
Fucking unbelievable eco-Nazis …
Just goes to show who the loonies are behind this greenhouse gas junk. Its a bunch of crackpots and wierdos.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:56 pmI used to live with one. Not because I wanted to.
He only washed everything once a week. To save on greenhouse gases etc. He rode a bike everywhere, etc.
Even with facts he wouldnt change his mind. He said the facts were bogus lies.
Wow if your “green” you can live forever. If not you die a horrible death…now I have a craving to jump into my American V-8 and drive down the street for a burger. …and a beer
June 4th, 2008 at 7:14 pm2.7 years old. It actually kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Is that bad? Makes me wanna hop into my 5,600 pound, lifted, V8 powered Chevy Tahoe and drive to Taco Bell… And leave my lights on while I’m gone.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pmT-Bagg
You nasty son of a bitch!
Make sure they are those piggy-tail-shaped light bulbs that hazmat has to come out and dispose of in special protection suits if you drop one and bust it to pieces on the kitchen floor …
June 4th, 2008 at 8:07 pm