Perfect Solution For Annoying Airplane Seatmate
Have to thank Chad, our web guy for this one. This is absolutely the best practical joke I have seen in a while. Just don’t pull it on innocent people, this is for annoying people only. The concept is for airplanes, but I would imagine it would work anywhere you have to sit closely to annoying people…
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, and mutter, just loudly enough, “Allahu Akbar”.
6. Then hit this link.
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That’s funny but I would want to get the shit beaten out of me because If that happened next to me that PC would end up in the owners rectum to muffle the blast.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:12 amThat’s funny but I just don’t think the arrest, the arraignment, the destruction of my career, the court case, the conviction and the prison time would be worth it.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:24 amWhen you say, “HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES” if you actually mean, “I just got tasered by an air marshal” then this is an excellent idea.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Nice one. Not sure that prison or two to the chest from an Air Marshall would be worth it, but it’d sure as hell work!
June 6th, 2008 at 9:39 amAre we allowed to actually access the internet while in mid-flight now?
June 6th, 2008 at 11:06 amFunny ass shit.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm