Sheriff Joe Arpaio Strips Shaq Of Deputy Badge Over Kobe Rap - With Video
I have heard Shaq talk about how much pride he had that he was deputized by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, I know it was a big deal to him. He went and said some nasty-azz shet in some rap he did the other day, dissing Kobe Bryant, and so Sheriff Joe said “Gimme back that badge, bitch!”
Man, that’s gotta hurt. Seriously.
Here’s his freestyle and the lyrics below:
Check it, You know how I be
Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week Kobe couldn’t do without me
I call myself big but I’m not as good as Biggie
I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G
Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin
sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that’s half a billion
Forreal dawg now that’s B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That’s like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me
That’s like a homeless cat having more figures than me
That’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That’s like rappers having..cars (inaudible)things than me
That’s …like you saying to yourself you better than me
That’s like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA Shaq
Now that’s the difference between first and last place,
Chorus:
Kobe, N****, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste
I’m a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil, I don’t do that cause my name Shaquille
I love em, I don’t leave em’ I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed them
Chorus:
Kobe How my azz taste
Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste
Yeah, you can’t do without me
Kobe, You can’t do without me (repeat 2 times)
Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)
Yeah….
(Routine Obligatory Hip Hop shoutouts)
ah, yes, the evolution of the human race is on display in our arts……
June 25th, 2008 at 10:54 amWell, that cements it. Shaqs a complete asshole. I’m not really a Kobe fan, but geeze, what kinda dimwit is Shaq.
A dimwit with money. How wonderful…
June 26th, 2008 at 3:10 pmHe thinks we was better than Kareem? What a joke.
Kareem was money, every fucking game, while Shaq can’t even make a freethrow.
Geeze, I wish this tard coulda played against Kareem, Wilt or even Russell. They may not have had his size, but they would have beaten him in the mental aspects hands down.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:14 pm