Comments on: This Gave Me A Woodie…I Shit You Not

By: Dan (The Infidel)

Dan (The Infidel) — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:30:42 +0000

Loved boot camp. All the yelling and screaming…the physical challenges…push ups , sit-ups, pull-ups before chow…running, forced marches…etc. Kick ass…

You want to find out what you’re made of? Or you wanna be a momma’s boy all your life?

Join the Army or Marines. That’s where the real heroes are.

By: T-Bagg

T-Bagg — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:14:45 +0000

That ain’t know joke. I’ve been asking around, seeing if there’s away to go back! Oh man, was Boot Camp a great time. Nothing but PT and in your face motivation.
In hind sight though. I don’t think any body thought that while they were on the Island. I wanted off so badly I pushed through the last two weeks with a broken rib and foot. I got looked at by a civilian doctor while on leave.

By: T-Bagg

T-Bagg — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:17:26 +0000

One of my favorite clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuctkYYywZ0
“Don’t worry, somebody else will take care of your girl.”
Priceless

By: luke37

luke37 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:28:12 +0000

sit the fuck down…thay aint boot camp…MCRD San diego and Parris Island is motherfuckin boot camp…get that pussy shit off Bash!

By: hegelbot

hegelbot — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:49:57 +0000

i loved police academy all the skate boarding and voice acting gags…guttenburg…genius

By: Bob USMC

Bob USMC — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:02:47 +0000

There is only ONE boot camp:

Parris Island, South Carolina

3rd Battalion H company!!

By: Bob USMC

Bob USMC — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:04:03 +0000

I heard the San Diego recruits wear shades.

By: Bash

Bash — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:52:35 +0000

Luke 37…

Read my FUKN LIPS MAGGOT:

“Reminded me of…”

PS: I graduated Boot Camp In 1982…that was 26 years ago…was you breathin’ yet, boy?

DON’T EVER FUCKING MOUTH OFF TO ME AGAIN, BITCH.

By: Atom&Yves

Atom&Yves — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:58:47 +0000

Boot Camp: an absolutely priceless experience

By: cclezel

cclezel — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:18:46 +0000

Navy Seals Bootcamp. That’a all I am going to say.

By: serfer62

serfer62 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:00:50 +0000

Its true, we were issued sunglasses in Diego, kept the blood from our eyes kicking hick pukes ass from pi.

Semper fi dudes, love yah all.

Bash you newbie. Class of 60 when we used real rifles, the Grand M-1 & BAR.

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:38:11 +0000

I believe my very high regard for the military has been well established in previous posts, so I will look upon dissention with a slim eye. Having said that, here goes:

I am not impressed. Being yelled at by some big guy with a campaign hat. Oh, eek!

I did hard time in St. Monica’s Catholic school, grades 1-3, under Sisters Jude, Carminetti and Theresa.

Sister Jude taught me that more than three shakes was a sin, and damned well stood by to make sure I didn’t go to hell in the boys’ room. On weekends, she gave hand-to-hand combat lessons to the Vermont State Police.

Sister Carminetti not only broke fingers for poor penmanship, but could throw an 18-inch ruler over her shoulder and split an apple hanging from a string. Give her any lip during Bible Studies class and say hello to the Central Vermont Ambulance Service.

Sister Theresa…[flesh crawls]…could pop open an oyster by glaring at it. Francis Tash, sitting next to me one day, claimed that there was no God. I miss Francis very much, and have a bad case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder to remember him by.

Being called a maggot and doing push-ups?! You kids today have no concept of discipline cake slathered with horror frosting until you have survived Catholic School. Hannibal Lecter couldn’t study trauma for 30 years and learn what most nuns forget in a week.

By: RVN68MIKE

RVN68MIKE — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:02:34 +0000

Winter of 67, Fort Lewis Washington, fucking white out blizzard. “You will grab the pack of the man before you”, “You will march to the qualification range”, “You will enter the firing pit”, “You will aim your weapon down range”, “You will lock and load”, “”READY ON THE RIGHT, READY ON THE LEFT, COMMENCE FIRING”" (NO FIRING) “”FIRE 20 ROUNDS DOWN RANGE NOW!!!”" (MUCH FIRING) “”CLEAR YOUR WEAPONS”", “”READY ON THE RIGHT, READY ON THE LEFT, EXIT THE FIRING PIT AND REGAIN YOUR FORMATION.”"

“DI” Sgt Blair’s voice from somewhere in the white out, “Congratulations maggots, you’re all Marksmen now!” followed by sick laughter.

Just one more exciting and memorable day done in the US Army’s BIG GREEN MACHINE.

PS
Is it true the Navy has time out cards now for those tough times in boot camp.