July 17, 2008
7:12 A.M.
Ah, the morning after hump night…
—which once again….
….is led by news about Hussein and Iran…
12:42 P.M.
I’ve never been so deep.
12:43 P.M.
I own some sheep.
1:31 P.M.
I’m not asleep.
1:32 P.M.
Damn, my dirty clothes are in a heap.
1:33 P.M.
Who would you rather have sex with, Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton? And if it happened in your sleep, would you feel the fuzzy warmth of a dream, or that ominous nighmare sensation of impending horrors, doom and death>
Well I failed to hump the hump on hump night. Maybe Thursday will work out better.
BTW: Anyone else seeing Beck 08 in theaters tonight? Marcus Lattrell maybe on stage I hear!
July 17th, 2008 at 6:52 amReason #739,938 I’m glad I live in America:
http://i33.tinypic.com/1zm02sx.jpg
July 17th, 2008 at 8:12 amHere’s some excellent news.
The Fighting Fifth Marines: The Dragonslayers are heading home from Iraq. They have completed their 13 month mission with victory.
The link is to their blog. http://tinyurl.com/6qwcsa
July 17th, 2008 at 8:15 amBaby Sophia [Jaclyn?] was born by emergency C-section at 11:22 p.m. (ET) last night. Apparently she was pressing on the cord and causing her heart rate to be not-so good.
8 lbs, 5 oz., 21 inches … and yelling quite loudly. She’s a beauty!
She’s very big and round, pink and very blonde … and did I mention she has a really great set of lungs? Yeah, she’s from MY DNA …
Both Mommy and Baby are doing great … So’s the son in law, who managed to make it through the C-section without hitting the floor, even when the baby dripped blood on him when the doc held her over the tent to show us. I’m on his notebook computer, on the hospital wireless. So unable to post more than a comment.
Will try to jump on later this evening when I get home.
I see Sgt. Welsh is up and running on the site. Tell him to stay away from the ‘tap dancing’ videos …
July 17th, 2008 at 8:15 am“Revenge is a dish best served cold because law enforcement doesn’t so quickly link you to any current dispute with the decedent.”
I missed this the other day. I’m definitely stealing it.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:26 amCongratulations GRANDMA

July 17th, 2008 at 9:07 amcongratulations Drill !!!
one more girl in the family
July 17th, 2008 at 10:25 amCongrats on the new addition. Give your family our best from Dollard Nation.

July 17th, 2008 at 10:32 amCongrats Drill! thats great

July 17th, 2008 at 10:42 amCongratulations, that’s wonderful!
July 17th, 2008 at 10:58 amCongratulations, that’s wonderful!
July 17th, 2008 at 10:58 amYeah Drill!!! Keep em coming, we need all the “good guys” we can get!
July 17th, 2008 at 11:20 amIt seems that with all the drilling you are getting girls by the barrel. Sorry, I could not resist.
Grats! I became a Grandfather last year. Boy does it sneak up on you and I was only 48!
July 17th, 2008 at 11:59 amCongrats, drill, your whole family has our best!
I, along with my older sister and younger brother, were all delivered by C-section too (all of us have somewhat large heads!). That’s some serious surgery, thank God American doctors are the greatest in the world! I think I was the lightest of the three, and below 8lbs (nonetheless healthy). Heh, besides being the middle child, I’m the odd man out by being born at a different hospital from both of my siblings.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:15 pmGROSS
July 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pmAccept my bear-hug, kuddo’s to the new mommy and give little Sophia a butterfly-kiss on her soft little baby-cheek.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:06 pmWell if I were a guy, it would have to be the ominous nightmare etc.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:07 pmExcuse me while I go bash my head against the wall until sweet, sweet oblivion takes me…
July 17th, 2008 at 2:18 pmtalk about waking up with your dick hanging sideways. the impending doom would be knowing you have HIV.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:45 pmCongratulations

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1:33 - Is that why Bash is taking Xanax?
July 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pmMore congradulations Drill. I picture you as a pretty hot grandmother. And thanks for all the great posts.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:12 pmMany congrats! Time to fill out her concealed carry permit!
Pat@ 1:33PM
July 17th, 2008 at 3:35 pmUm, I don’t think anyone should be forced to choose sex with Michelle, Hillary or Barack. The chances of pleasure would be so minimal. Bo-ring. Unlike this lady: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,385343,00.html

July 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm1:33 p.m.
Just reading that made me feel sick to my stomach and I am not even a guy! lol!
There is a guy in my office that thinks Hill is bangable though! Yes, he is kinda creepy.
Keep thinking supermodels Pat and you will feel much better soon.
Yayyyyy! Congratulations Grandma!

July 17th, 2008 at 4:08 pmYou have joined our ranks!
God bless you and your family.
Congrats Poppa!!
July 17th, 2008 at 6:30 pmNanna!
July 17th, 2008 at 7:04 pm—————————————————————
So I went to the Rockstar Mayhem Festival last night. Thanks to work I missed most of the show. Luckily though I made it for Disturbed and Slipknot.
July 17th, 2008 at 7:21 pmDisturbed gave out an awesome shout out to American service members. David Draiman got the whole crowd chanting “U-S-A! U-S-A!” And then continued to put on an awesome show. They moved up my list of favorite bands.
Has any body else ever payed 13 dollars for a beer? Holy hell, I had to cut myself off after three so I didn’t go broke.
Drill, Congrats. Remember your other daughter Katie liked July 6th- Prez Bush’s birthday? Well today is Angela Merkel’s birthday. Not Bad! Hope Mom and Sophia are doing fine.

July 17th, 2008 at 7:23 pmThis story is a day old:
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/16/hey-world-court-bug-off/
Or is it?
July 17th, 2008 at 7:52 pmCheck out points #29 and especially point #45.
http://www.uhuh.com/nwo/communism/comgoals.htm
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Sandy, I dunno about that. Pat had a meeting with a supermodel the day he went to Iraq and he blew off the meeting.
Uh-huh, it’s true…Alessandro Ambrosio …apparently she wanted to be an actress, but only spoke Brazilian Portuguese at the time…go figure, eh?
Here ya go guys, let Pat know what you think of her.
http://www.famousbabes.com/celebrities/Alessandra_Ambrosio
July 17th, 2008 at 8:01 pmHappy birthday David Hasselhoff…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
July 17th, 2008 at 8:24 pmOk, sometimes your first podcast doesn’t go so smooth….

July 17th, 2008 at 8:40 pmhttp://proteinwisdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/podcast1.m4a