The “Stimulation” From The Stimulus Checks

July 2nd, 2008 Posted By drillanwr.

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Oh … Cum—er … Come on!!!

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Where The Government Stimulus Checks Really Went: Porn

by Corey Lorinsky (Cluster Stock)

So far, it seems as though the tax rebate checks aren’t so much stimulating the economy as they are Wal-Mart, Exxon, and your food bill. If there is anything left after that, people might actually be paying down debt and/or saving their checks. And, of course, there’s one more way the tax rebates are adding “stimulus”: porn. From an Adult Internet Market Research Company press release:

An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans’ mailboxes across the country.

According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, “Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market.”


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12 Responses

  1. Eddie in Cali

    Wow :shock: more proof the country is going to shit. We spend money on that shit instead of something useful or constructive toward our families or lives.

  2. Poe

    Mine went in my gas tank.

  3. drillanwr (hembra blanca Not-Hussein típica)

    Ours went to paying down some of OUR debt … Yeah, thanks for OUR own money back … yeah … :roll:

  4. Right_is_Right

    Yeah, must be nice to actually get one… :evil: :mad:

  5. Sandy

    I fixed my car.

  6. T-Bagg

    :arrow: Sandy,
    I bought parts to fix my truck too(plus some parts for more power :cool: ) I’m installing them this weekend. Oh yeah, and a second truck.

    They’re spending their extra dough on porn? Have they never heard of Google video or Images. YouPorn, XTube, etc. Not that I know anything about the subject. :oops:

  7. Bear1970

    Mine went to a nice Eotech and a couple of boxes of 5.56 and 7.62? Yea Baby!

  8. Kurt(the infidel)

    my stimulus sure stimulated me when i got it. i bought a new Mossberg 12 gauge for deer season this year. BOOYAH!

    and no you cant have any jerky. :lol:

  9. Tom in CO

    Hooray for government handouts!

  10. azbastard

    deer hunting with a shotgun?

  11. AZ Patriot

    Bought some optics for the FAL and getting the wife a new .45 auto with ours. :gun: :gun: :gun:

  12. Kurt(the infidel)

    Azbastard,

    deer hunting with a shotgun?

    uh yeah its called a slug barrel.

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