Breaking: Hussein Chooses VP, May Announce Tomorrow - Who Will It Be? Taking Bets! You Tell Us Now!
Drudge is reporting at this hour that the New York Slimes Hussein-embed is saying that Barack Hussein Obama has made his decision as to who his running mate will be and that he may announce it as early as tomorrow, beginning with an email to all his little groupies.
Wow, I am so excited. Can you tell? Seriously. Honest. I can’t wait to find out.
Hey! Did you hear Favre threw a TD pass his first day in a Jets uniform?
So, any guesses? I’m going to say…I don’t give a shit.
But, since I’m forced to guess, I’ll say he picks “Da Hildebeast!”
No?
Okay, Kaine.
Wow! Talk about MAJOR damage control. He got whipped so badly last night it looks like he’s pulling out his VP media get out of jail free card early.
I always got the feeling he was waiting to see who McCain picked before he announced his VP choice.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:27 pmI’ll be shocked..shocked I say, if it’s not The Hidabeast.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pmI’m praying for Kerry.
For selfish reasons…….more to come in September!
Semper Fi!!
August 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pmPelosi, Reid, Stalin, Hitler, Does not matter they are all In his Class of People!!!
August 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pmTim Kaine would be a perfect fit. Thanks to his “leadership”, we now have a $1 billion deficit in Virginia.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:51 pm007
August 18th, 2008 at 1:53 pmDon’t forget good ol’ Vlad “The Impaler” Putang. Long live the K-G-B! Kremlin asshole.
Bill Ayers anyone?
Joe Biden would be perfect. The dumbest man in the senate and the least experienced man in the senate on the same ticket. We gun-clingers will have a field day.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pmThis is not only because he got his ass handed to him this is also because of the convention. By choosing a VP before it he is proclaiming he is the one therefore eliminating the prospect of Hillary turning the tables at the convention.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:56 pm7 days til the riots in Denver
im betting it will be kerry or biden.
maybe the mexican governor err i mean the new mexico governor bill richardson
August 18th, 2008 at 1:58 pmMy hunch is that it’ll be Hildabeast as well. After last night, he needs all the votes he can get. And I’ll get the McCain people have already anticipated that contingency, with ads that not only remind America how Obama supports infanticide but reminds them of the Clinton crime spree while BJ was in the WH.
With or without the Beast as his running mate, Obambi is a target-rich field.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pmHimself.
Maybe franchie
But I’d put money on Tim Kaine
August 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pmI’d say if he wants a built-in slush fund he’ll pick george soros.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pmTommy Chong
August 18th, 2008 at 2:16 pmAlmost forgot: I’m PRAYING that it’s John “I’m reporting for duty” Kerry. I can already see the opposition campaign poster: Hanoi Jane and Obambi with Kerry at his side, posing at the VC anti-aircraft gun that shot McCain down and the caption reading: “The Torch is Passed.”
Of course, Obama could select that other Democrat luminary, Jimmah Carter, to bolster his economic and foreign policy chits.
Time for pizza and
August 18th, 2008 at 2:16 pmGod I hope its not the Hildebeast. But like Bash, I really don’t give a shit since I’m not voting for Hussein come November.
Bash
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August 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pmJohn Kerry.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pmFidel Castro
August 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pmTed Kennedy
August 18th, 2008 at 2:36 pmEvan Bayh MAYBE but he’s more arrogant than Obama.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:54 pmKim Jong-il
August 18th, 2008 at 3:15 pmAl Franken!
Seriously. Who else has a low enough self esteem to carry water for Barry Hussein bin Osama?
August 18th, 2008 at 3:50 pmMy ‘inside sources’ are telling me it’s Nicole Richie …
August 18th, 2008 at 3:55 pmMolly…
Something tells me we had a conversation in the past that I have forgotten. (Don’t worry, I can’t evenremember where I hid my wallet)…
Something also tells me you are a Broncos fan. Please tell me you’re a Raider fan, otherwise, I’ll have to hate your stinking guts.
Just kidding. Dontcha just love the NFL?
Hey! OJ Simpson could be Hussein’s VP!
better add me to the hate list, bash!
go broncs go
August 18th, 2008 at 4:33 pmThe Hildabeast may be the only one who can save him.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:46 pmI want to say “mini-me”,
but I know it’ll be the kunt portion of the klintons.
Later, said kunt will destroy osama from within.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:01 pmAll according to plan.
Who cares, all possibilities are total shit.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pmThw second one from the right.
https://pat-dollard.com/2008/08/aussie-mayor-yo-ugly-women-you-move-to-my-town-i-guarantee-youll-get-a-husband-with-video/
August 18th, 2008 at 5:48 pmI believe his short list goes something like this:
10. Joe Biden
August 18th, 2008 at 7:15 pm9. Hillary Clinton
8. Al Gore
7. Michelle Obama
6. George Soros
5. George Clooney
4. Kim Jong-il
3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
2. Osama Bin Laden
1. Satan
Kerry “The Fairy,”John
August 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pmPutin Why not? He could help Hussein implement his socialist agenda! He certainly knows how to negotiate and is a real go getter!
August 18th, 2008 at 7:57 pmTom in CO:
“Maybe franchie”
I’m rolling on the floor laughing! She couldn’t be any worse than Kerry or Biden.
Where did Caroline Kennedy go the last few months? She was on that three-person committee helping Snobama to pick the VP. You don’t think she’s being considered, do you?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pmTom in CO:
“Maybe franchie”
I’m rolling on the floor laughing! She couldn’t be any worse than Kerry or Biden.
Where did Caroline Kennedy go the last few months? She was on that three-person committee helping Snobama to pick the VP. You don’t think she’s being considered, do you?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pmTom in CO:
“Maybe franchie”
I’m rolling on the floor laughing! She couldn’t be any worse than Kerry or Biden.
Where did Caroline Kennedy go the last few months? She was on that three-person committee helping Snobama to pick the VP. You don’t think she’s being considered, do you?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pmTom in CO:
“Maybe franchie”
I’m rolling on the floor laughing! She couldn’t be any worse than Kerry or Biden.
Where did Caroline Kennedy go the last few months? She was on that three-person committee helping Snobama to pick the VP. You don’t think she’s being considered, do you?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pmTom in CO:
“Maybe franchie”
I’m rolling on the floor laughing! She couldn’t be any worse than Kerry or Biden.
Where did Caroline Kennedy go the last few months? She was on that three-person committee helping Snobama to pick the VP. You don’t think she’s being considered, do you?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pmHillary is the only pick he can make and win. What a sick thought…
August 19th, 2008 at 7:54 amBill Richardson, because he is a governor and is conservative next to Bonehead Nobama. He has always been around, like an old t-shirt, and everyone knows him and he hasn’t gone around acting like a complete ass like Biden, let alone Kaine (sp?) the ballwasher.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:33 am