“I’ll See You At The Debate, Bitches” - Paris Hilton Strikes Back With What Is Somehow The Best Ad Of The Campaign - With Video
Look, no one outdoes me in terms of an immediate allergic reaction to even just hearing this bitch’s name. I know you hate her and all she stands for, but I do, more. That being said, other than a close runner-up in McCain’s “The One”, this little skank has made what is actually the best ad of the entire campaign season so far. Including the primaries. It’s just good writing, and her understanding the point of the spot enough to have just the right attitude as she delivers her lines. The biggest reason it works is because she makes fun of herself throughout, and all the irony of the entire situation drips from the screen. The whole thing just feels like everyone involved “got it” in terms of the gestalt of this fleeting and indeterminately important ( ie, did McCain strike a chord with voters in his original ad or not? ), but highest-of-profile political moments.
The candidates respond:
UPDATE: Obama spokesman Bill Burton reacts: “Whatever.”
UPDATE: McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds emails: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”
UPDATE: McCain, shortened response: ‘Paris Supports Drilling’
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In the unkindest cut of all, McCain’s spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, “Sounds like Paris is taking the ‘All of the Above’ energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.”
August 5th, 2008 at 8:23 pmWow whos da thunk it Paris smarter that Obama.Hillary has got to be looking better and better to the silent majority of democrats.
Yeah … I’m holding out for Britney’s response ad …
She’s had WAAAY more issues lately than Paris. Her ‘vent’ should be quite the gem.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:24 pmYou 100% correct.. Barry Nobama and his close followers have be shitin their pants right now.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:25 pm“Paris supports drilling”
that joke writes itself.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:25 pmI think Paris has been listening to talk radio while laying in the sun … good for her!
Goodbye Obama, don’t let the door … well, you know!
August 5th, 2008 at 8:27 pmIf anybody knows about ‘drilling’ it’s Paris … She made a video about it, after all …
Is that a herpies simplex sore on her upper lip, or a bug stuck to her sticky lip gloss?
August 5th, 2008 at 8:27 pmthat’s a big ass ring she’s got on
August 5th, 2008 at 8:31 pmAll she did was pull McCains old energy package out of her ass…
The question is, who gives the best Blow Job? Obama or Paris? I’ve seen her tape and the performance was lacking… I want to hear it from Larry Sinclair “Does Obama Spit or Swallow”? (Having seen his campaign the answer to that question is BOTH! Regardless, we already know that Obama Sucks… anything stuck in front of him!)
Was the response some funny shit? Yes… Would I commit my DNA to her charge? Depends on where I was depositing it… No, I would never trust her to sustain intelligent life without a group of writers…
August 5th, 2008 at 8:34 pmDo ya HAVE ta use the word “Depends” in the relatively same topic thread with McCain’s name?
August 5th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Drill … Heh!
August 5th, 2008 at 8:42 pmThere’s a lot better looking blondes in this world, than this Stupid, Spoiled Whore.
Carrie Underwood comes to mind.
I’m normally not so big on country (I prefer hard rock), but I’ll make an exception for Carrie Underwood any day of the week! 
August 5th, 2008 at 9:44 pmYou just took the picture in my head to a whole new level of ill… Thanks, uh sort of
August 5th, 2008 at 10:04 pmyup…she is a skank and rather plain looking at that…Great description…Have not heard that used in awhile.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:18 pmFor some reason… When I hear the name Paris. The gag reflex is not as strong. It use to be that maybe only Pat hated the bitch more than I. I think maybe I’m starting to like her. No I’m not, but I hate her less.
If the vote came down to Hussein or Paris. I’d vote Paris.
Oh yeah, and when is some one gonna tell her she ain’t hot. Really, she’s not.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:18 pmI’m afraid drilling Paris would be a dry hole.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:04 amShe is so very, very not hot. But so were a lot of chicks I still had a good time fucking. Wasted.
Is it me, or is there something kind of angry and clipped about the Hussein campaign’s respone? I’m assuming they meant the “whatever” to be a kind of apropos Paris/Valley Girl accented rejoinder, but even at that, it still feels a little bitter and cold. Their inability to capitalize on what she said in the way McCain did, is also a little telling about how behind the 8 ball they are with regard to Obama’s typically borrowed but still not enough Energy Plan.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:37 amHEYYYYY PAT!!!!!! IS THAT A RACIST REMARK “BEHIND THE 8 BALL” LOL
August 6th, 2008 at 2:36 amNow the republicans need to do an ad that asks the question of Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the democratic congress… Borrow the clip of Paris talking about energy and ask if Paris understands it, why can’t you Nancy Pelosi? Ooch! That would hurt.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:06 amI hate this bitch. Why the hell is she even offended?
August 6th, 2008 at 3:36 amParis Hilton. A whole lot smarter than the inflated Obama.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:44 amParis Hilton in Paris, by the humorist Florence Foresti
for those who understand also french there are double meanings with what she made with her ass, oops, her mouth
though the sketch is half french/half english (she makes the weird translations herself)
that illustrates perfectly : “Is that a herpies simplex sore on her upper lip, or a bug stuck to her sticky lip gloss?”
August 6th, 2008 at 3:51 amShe is skank but that was witty.
August 6th, 2008 at 4:47 am“I’m Paris Been-Rode-Hard-And-Put-Up-Wet The Skank Hilton, and I approve this message.”
August 6th, 2008 at 5:01 amI hate this bitch. Why the hell is she even offended?
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Because her agent called and told her to be …
Eh, Dollard?
August 6th, 2008 at 6:16 amOk I think Paris Hilton is a waste of good air but I watched the ad last night and was amused. And I have to agree it is the best ad of campaign so far. At least the one everyone is talking about the most. McCain needs to play this one out to it’s fullest and force the MSM to pay attention to him.
August 6th, 2008 at 6:58 amI’d like to see her try to ride the real Captain America and watch her fly over the handlebars from the compression trying to kick it over.
But then, it probably wouldn’t be the first time she rode a rigid…
August 6th, 2008 at 7:20 amDrill Here, Drill Now
August 6th, 2008 at 8:00 amWhen she said, “I’m for Drilling” I thought they were going to switch over to clip from her porn video
August 6th, 2008 at 9:11 amDumb Whore no matter what she says and she looks like kermit the frog
August 6th, 2008 at 11:54 amI believe the whole world thinks “airhead” when Paris’ name is brought up. Which is why I think Mr. Standfast’s solution above is brilliant!
America’s biggest airhead has a better energy plan than Obama. Whatever can that mean for Obama? Whatever can that mean for Pelosi?
BTW, I heard it was Paris’ mother that was offended by McCain’s ad. I imagine she orchestrated this little comeback.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:35 pm