Bill Maher Thinks His Opinion … Matters
Is there a more retched fucktard than HBO’s Bill Maher? The shitheal is about as palatable as MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, only with a nose shaped like a penis … well, his whole face puts me in mind of a some worn-out, put away smelly, over-used, has-been, C-grade porn actor. Olbermann, on the other hand, is the guy that dresses up as a serious news caster/journalist (trench coat, specks and Press Pass shoved into the band of his hat) as he sits blowing kisses into the mirror at himself between reciting verses of “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ho-Ho …”
But I digress, back to the shriveled penis on HBO …
Do I give a flying crap at the moon about what this no talent leftist court jester says? … No, not-so-much. But since he thinks it’s his Gaea given duty to sit in judgement of everyone else on the face of the Earth, surely we can point out that he is astoundingly, incredibly, unselfishly, and undoubtedly … what remains behind in a homeless wino’s five years-worn trousers after a major bout of salmonella on a hot July afternoon … and he just happens to scrape together enough crusty change to take the overcrowded RTA bus … and the only seat available is next to YOU. And he sits … and proceeds to fart and talk the whole way to your destination … and you can’t tell which useless hot air smells worse … (Can you TELL I lived in downtown Cleveland and took the city bus for a spell???)
They say comedy is a tough business. Yeah, maybe so. It’s also been said those comics who had the hardest and roughest lives make the best comedians. Laughter from misery and all that smelly rot. Maybe so, but When a comic is in the throngs of his/her career the misery part that appears to be continuing … just ain’t funny. Rather, it’s nothing more than pathetic.
He is the poster child for “I Am So Fucking Miserable And Hate Life”.
Republicans, stop calling Obama elitist
Because the real reason you don’t like him is that he’s smarter than you.
By Bill Maher - (Salon)
New Rule: Republicans need to stop saying Barack Obama is an elitist, or looks down on rural people, and just admit you don’t like him because of something he can’t help, something that’s a result of the way he was born. Admit it, you’re not voting for him because he’s smarter than you.
In her acceptance speech, Gov. Sarah Palin accused Obama of using his run for the White House as a “journey of personal discovery” — this from the lady who just spent 10 minutes of her speech introducing her family — Track, Trig, Bristol, Piper — for a minute there I thought she was calling in an airstrike.
Karl Rove described Obama as “the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who passes by.” Unlike George Bush, who’s the guy at the country club who makes snide comments, and then passes out. Now this characterization, of course, was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled out of his bulbous, gelatinous ass, but remember this is America, a land where people believe anything they hear. One of McCain’s ads casts Obama as “the one,” implying he thinks he’s the Messiah. Good, maybe he can raise McCain from the dead.
It doesn’t matter to Karl Rove that his country club characterization is fictitious, it’s the role that Obama must play if the party of plutocrats is going to win over the little guy. Over and over at this convention we heard about the new put-upon victim in our society, the person in America, like Sarah Palin, who’s constantly mocked because they’re from a … small town! Governor Yup Yup’s got ‘em all riled up about being disrespected.
Barack Obama can’t help it if he’s a magna cum laude Harvard grad and you’re a Wal-Mart shopper who resurfaces driveways with your brother-in-law. Americans are so narcissistic that our candidates have to be just like us. That’s why George Bush is president. And that’s where the McCain camp gets its campaign strategy: Paint Obama as cocky and arrogant and wait for America to vote him off, like the black guy in every reality show. A black president? Half of Pennsylvania isn’t ready for black quarterbacks. Forget Obama, they think Will Smith needs to be taken down a peg.
And finally: As for “country first,” you know who’s putting country first? I am, by supporting Obama, because a victory this fall for the McCain-Mooseburger ticket would make my job in the next four years very, very easy.
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well he might be smarter than i am. afterall he did something i could never pull off, he has convinced the ‘world’ that he is the Messiah and yet if anyone else on earth had his background and ran with the same crowd they would be in jail right now. not running for President.
so good job Barry. i wouldnt say bill maher is smarter than any of us though, he is just pathetic
September 6th, 2008 at 6:54 amWhat a douche-bag……….Maher hasn’t got a modicum of honor. He’s a clueless shill for the leftist agenda.
September 6th, 2008 at 6:59 amEvidently Maher still thinks that Sarah’s baby is her daughter’s:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2008/09/06/maher-buys-claim-sarah-palins-son-really-her-grandson
Maher thinks a McCain/Palin administration would make his job easier. Not if he doesn’t have a TV gig because HBO is forced to get rid him in the face of mounting cancellations. If you can cancel US magazine, you can cancel HBO.
September 6th, 2008 at 7:17 amHis show is far too boring for it to matter, and anybody voting for Obama isn’t collecting enough welfare to afford HBO.
September 6th, 2008 at 7:22 amhe is really an irrelevant person… who cares what he thinks???
September 6th, 2008 at 7:35 amMaher is Helen Thomas’ and Harry Reid’s lovechild. Ugly and stubborn, a hemorrhoid personified.
September 6th, 2008 at 7:37 amoh and i forgot to mention, anyone with directv has free hbo this weekend.
i heard michael steele is supposed to be on his show tonight. why michael? why?
September 6th, 2008 at 7:39 amBill Maher>>> “Admit it, you’re not voting for him because he’s smarter than you.”
Yeah…. OK…. From what I have seen Obama can not put two words together into an intelligent sentence without hmming and hawing around unless the sentence is written on a teleprompter in front of him. This guy is a ass-hat of the highest order, and I’m getting sick and tired of some douche bag like Maher telling me that the reason I won’t vote for the Obamanation is because he’s black is bull shit. The real reason I won’t vote for “The One” is he is an arrogant, ignorant of how the world works, give me this job because I know better than you, Marxist, pile of steaming monkey shit.
I say once again “Obama, if elected will be America’s first affirmative action President! In other words vote for me because I’m black….if you don’t you’re a racist!
September 6th, 2008 at 8:00 amBill Maher>>> “Admit it, you’re not voting for him because he’s smarter than you.”
Yeah…. OK…. From what I have seen Obama can not put two words together into an intelligent sentence without hmming and hawing around unless the sentence is written on a teleprompter in front of him. This guy is a ass-hat of the highest order, and I’m getting sick and tired of some douche bag like Maher telling me that the reason I won’t vote for the Obamanation is because he’s black is bull shit. The real reason I won’t vote for “The One” is he is an arrogant, ignorant of how the world works, give me this job because I know better than you, Marxist, pile of steaming monkey shit.
I say once again “Obama, if elected will be America’s first affirmative action President! In other words vote for me because I’m black….if you don’t you’re a ra
September 6th, 2008 at 8:06 amI hate this faggot. It’s personal because my parents would sit and watch the fuck. I was spending a lot of time with them when my father got sick. I would have to walk outside when they watched him yuk it up with Sean Penn et al, otherwise I wanted to destroy the TV.
Many liberals want to be hip. They think he knows what’s going on. All these assholes in the media should get what’s coming to them for real sedition. They made millions hate their president and knowingly or unknowingly, they support America’s enemies.(Pat says this better than me). This bitch should be on the short list.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:47 amBill Maher
Barack Obama can’t help it if he’s a magna cum laude Harvard grad and you’re a Wal-Mart shopper who resurfaces driveways with your brother-in-law.
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Well that ought to alleviate the concern that Obama is an elitest….
Keep on shooting your guy in the foot there Maher.
Evidently you belong at the Wal-Mart also genius.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:52 am“Is there a more retched fucktard than HBO’s Bill Maher?”
yep, Ted Rall. But only just barely.
September 6th, 2008 at 9:37 amAnd Bill I cant help it if your a so fucking stupid that you actually believe the products you buy from a department store are soooo much better than those you could get at Wally World for 70% less. News Flash there Bill (you condescending elitest POS) all that crap you buy is made by the same people in the same countries as my Wally World products. But Bill is too smart to be a frugal shopper…. its all about the label … here’s your argula…
Bill.. take your has been, non-harvard educated ass back to what ever cesspool you originated. Guy reminds me of the small town douche who gets picked on cause he’s such a puta and wont stand up for himself, who then leaves town for “the big city” and living there somehow makes him better than his “humble” origins… EFF HIM….
September 6th, 2008 at 9:55 amResults are the barometer of how smart or successful someone is. What are the major achievements and goals attained by Obamma in his neighborhood in Chicago? I have heard that he had access to 50 million dollars from the Annenburg challegenge. Did he build anything?
September 6th, 2008 at 9:59 amDid the students in the area bring up their math and science scores or show any measurable improvement in anything? What is hard to believe is someone who professes to be smarter than us has nothing to show for all that grey matter. I honestly cannot understand how Bill Maher, or anyone, could support or defend him.
that asswipe is making fun of Palin’s kids names??? did he forget that he backs a candidate named barack?…obama???
September 6th, 2008 at 10:16 amMaher is Helen Thomas’ and Harry Reid’s lovechild.
HaHaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maher is an obtuse dick.
September 6th, 2008 at 10:57 amBill Maher is an irrelevant runt. Fuck him.
As to the Obomination, he’s good with “just words”. I prefer deeds. Where are Duhbama’s deeds? He has authored no legislation, he has no accomplishments. He’s a friend of a domestic terrorist and an Black Aryan Supremicist; and couldn’t even bring himself to put his hand over his heart when the National Anthem was played. And only recently has taken to wearing a flag pin.
“Just words”, “just speeches” are good phrases that describe Barry the Liar to a “T”.
On the other hand, Sarah Pallin is “change” I can believe in. I’ll take her over 40 years of the same old Democratic rhetoric.
Democrats on the whole…most especially Obomaites remind me of dogs who are always returning to their vomit.
Mahr is no exception.
September 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pmdrill asked - “Is there a more retched fucktard than HBO’s Bill Maher?”
No, but the field is quite crowded.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pmJust finished watching the video & reading the article.
Maher better stay out of Alaska and every other place in this country except for L.A., N.Y or S.F. if he doesn’t he will get his ass kicked sooner rather than later.
People will simply not tolerate this kind of bullshit attack on Sarah Palin.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:15 pmI remember one night when “Politically Incorrect” was still on broadcast TV, when Maher had had Paglia as a guest that night. After the show, he hosted some sort of TV discussion afterwards with Paglia and Arianna Huffington (pre-moonbat period). The two women had a very intellectual and animated conversation, and he just sat back and let them talk. He looked lost and like he knew quite well he was WAY outclassed (at least he was smart enough to realize that).
September 6th, 2008 at 5:56 pmI actually feel sorry for this tiny fraction of a man.I would hate to see the world through his eyes.Godless,gutless and an extremely small pENIS
September 7th, 2008 at 1:49 pm