20 Hezbollah Die Training In Iran
Louie sensed a great disturbance in the force, 20 voices oinking for snackbars…
I thought I smelled roast ham…
At least 20 Hizbullah fighters have been killed during military training in Iran, the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Watan reported Thursday evening, quoting the Director General of the Islamic Union in Lebanon, Muhammad Ali Husseini.
The Lebanese official did not say exactly how the fighters were killed, but he made clear that “Hizbullah regards those killed while training in Iran as holy ones who died fulfilling their duties, and this concerns not only Shi’ites, but also Sunnis who are loyal to Hizbullah.”
“The training in Iran lies at the heart of our connections with the Iranian Revolutionary Guard”, said Husseini, who added that “this is known to all Lebanese people.”
This week, the British newspaper The Independent, reported that since November 2006, 4,500 Hizbullah fighters have been sent to Iran for training, with each round of training lasting three months. Every month, 300 Hizbullah fighters fly from Beirut to Teheran, with many of them coming from the villages south of the Litani River, said the report.
According to the newspaper, the fighters are being trained in live munitions and rocket-launchers in preparation for the coming war with Israel. Hizbullah has focused on the most up-to-date weapons in order to prevent Israel from launching another action against Lebanon.
(JPost)
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“Okay! This is how you detonate your suicide vest!”
And 20 morons excelled in the training exercise.
Gotta love “the other white meat.”
April 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pmthey were having a contest to see who could get to those 72 virgins the fastest. the first 20 man team won
April 10th, 2008 at 2:23 pmIraniac: Whatever you do Pvt Ahmed don’t push that red button.
Pvt Ahmed: Push the red button? Oh ok.
Boom…
Iraniac: allahu…er…shit…Damn…we lost another group…next…
April 10th, 2008 at 2:24 pmAny chance these guys found their virgins in Basra recently? Wouldn’t that be sweet…?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:31 pmIt would be nice if the “accident” was arranged by ISOF advised by our SOF.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pmI think I read here that The Hezzies have been training down south with Ego Chavez too.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pmYes, if you want to be a great martyr…practice, practice, practice.
deathstar, it would be nice, but either way it’s a pleasant story.
[[deathstar, it would be nice, but either way it’s a pleasant story.]]
You are correct sir, piglets screaming and flopping about in their own blood as they pass on to satan, allways good for a laugh.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:30 pmOKAY, JIHADIS! HERE IS THE OFFICIAL LIST OF YOUR 72 VIRGINS THAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN MUZZIE PARADISE!
HOPE YOU DIDN’T FORGET YOUR VASELINE AND SOAP-ON-A-ROPE!
72. Madeleine Albright
April 10th, 2008 at 3:33 pm71. Whoopie Goldberg
70. Nancy Pelosi
69. Barbara Walters
68. The “Where’s the Beef?” Broad
67. Cartman’s Mom from South Park
66. Cruella DeVille
65. The Wicked Witch of the West (in fishnets), as well as
64. …one of her bitch Flying Monkeys
63. Judi Dench
62. Angela Landsbury (star of “Cunnilingus, She Wrote”)
61. Wilford Brimley (and his bowl of Quaker Oats)
60. Jean Stapleton
59. Rosie O’Donnell
58. Rabid Lassie
57. Rosie O’Donnell again (because she can’t get enough of your ass!)
56. Hillary Clinton
55. Barack Obama’s wife
54. Rosie O’Donnell once more (damn, but her strap-on has endurance!)
53. Another Rabid Lassie (there were several, ya know!)
52. That Rottweiler from Lethal Weapon 3
51. Rosie O’Donnell and Hillary Clinton tag-teaming you!
50. Sally Struthers and Her Genital Warts Parade
49. Golda Meir (better you than me!)
48. GUNNERY SEARGENT HARTMAN, YOU GODLESS HEATHEN FUCK! NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER THAT SAW-HORSE BEFORE I GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!
47. Annette Funicello (it wouldn’t be right without at least one virgin)
46. Mr. Ed
45. Barack Obama, with his wife watching
44. The President of Columbia University
43. The Mayor of San Francisco (“I don’t want any more trouble like we had in the Filmore district!”)
42. Susan Sarandon (and not from the “Bull Durham” era!)
41. Tim Robbins (because you know you want him!)
40. The corpse of Yassir Arafat
39. The vomit bag Rosie O’Donnell filled while she watched you fuck the corpse of Yassir Arafat.
38. Francois Mitterand (because you know he wants you!)
37. Eva Braun
36. The alien from Alien
35. The thing from The Thing
34. Ted Kennedy
33. Ted Kennedy
32. Ted Kennedy
31. Harry Reid (getting’ pretty horrific as we close down to the single digits, huh?)
30. Pam Grier (and you ain’t on top, sugar!)
29. Rosie O’Donnell and the Rotweiler from Lethal Weapon 3 tag-teaming you.
28. The Wizard of Oz (because we all know you Jihadis love that sick shit, and I haven’t the heart to send Captain Kangaroo to deal with you!)
27. An epileptic kangaroo
26. Louie
25. Babe
24. Wilbur
23. John Belushi
22. Barbara Streisand and her nose tag-teaming you!
21. Jimmy Carter
20. Al Gore
19. A wart hog. A huge fuckin’ wart hog!
18. Clarence the cross-eyed lion…in heat!
17. L. Ron Hubbard
16. David Koresh’s ghost.
15. Marlon Brando (from the Apocalypse Now era)
14. Rosie O…oh, never mind. Just bend over and try not to scream!
13. That “Can you hear me now?” Verizon bastard
12. Achmed, the Dead Terrorist
11. Kofie Anan
…and all you DollardNation citizens…YOU get to finish with the next nine! Go for it!
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9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
And the premier cut prime rib virgin you get in paradise is…
1. YOUR OWN FUCKING MOTHER, YOU JIHADIST PIECE OF SHIT!
“The View’s” Joy Behar … as she talks continually … and LOUDLY
Elton John
George Soros
Paul Begala
The Belly-Flop babe on today’s list of videos
April 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pmJoy Behar?! Damn! Even I don’t hate Jihadis that much!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pmAppreciate the humor, but Golda Meir doesn’t belong on this list. She was a great lady.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pmMichael Moore sitting on yer face, taking a dump in yer mouth.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pmSo are 63, 60 and 47. But they’re not exactly what most jihadis hope for in the way of virgins.
No offense.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pmNo offense taken. I see now what you are doing.
Golda said something like, “When the Arabs love their children as much as they hate us, the fighting will stop”.
Always liked that line.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pmGolda knew THAT was never gonna happen …
She was a great lady. Would love for her to meet them in the “cross-over” …
April 10th, 2008 at 5:13 pmJanet Reno doggy-style
Janet Reno missionary-style
Any Code Pink Bitch
Nurse Diesel from “High Anxiety”
April 10th, 2008 at 7:09 pmSuggested Names: Remove Golda Meir’s name. She was a rock in the war on terror.
Helen Thomas
Bea Arthur
Betty White
Barry White
Elton John
That lesbo Dyke from Code Stink
That old geez that does all those infomertials
Ted Turner
The Geico Gecko
Hillary Clinton
Chelsea Clinton
Jimmah-Kohtair
Theresa Heinz-Kerry
John Kerry
April 10th, 2008 at 7:53 pm10 points for creativity.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:22 am